I can’t play the piano

Black old piano
Weinstein and Sons
52 white keys and 36 black
3 pedals underneath
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do ti la so fa mi re do
Chord C, do mi sol
Chord D, re #fa la
Chord E, mi #sol ti
Chord F, fa la do
Chord G, sol ti re
Chord A, la #do mi
Chord B, ti #re #fa
Song book with 89 songs
German, American, British,
Scottish, French, Spanish,
Swiss, Neapolitan, Irish,
Mexican, Russian, Polish,
Australian, Indonesian,
and Malaysian folk songs.
Along came Beethoven,
Mozart, Vivaldi, and Chopin.
Piano sonatas, and recital pieces.
Their music I cannot play.
But I write my own songs.
What the hell am I saying?
I can’t even read a note.